淡淡

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 


"mom i’m going back to school"

frankoceanfanclub:

My intuition is frequently wrong

pussysista:

Wants bf

Masturbates

Don’t want bf

Could’ve gone my whole life without knowing canned whole chicken existed

my grandma even got me the fucked up rn

honestly magicians got me the fucked up